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"The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. It's hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life." - Stephen King, The Body
20 Jan 2012
11:47pm
    • Casey Anthony:
    • So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
    • Court:
    • Sounds good. You're free to go.
    • OJ Simpson:
    • So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
    • Court:
    • Nah, I know you're a good guy.
    • Teenagers:
    • I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
    • Court:
    • How dare you breathe?
#lmao ded  #how dare you breathe  
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