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"The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. It's hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life." - Stephen King, The Body
"The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. It's hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life." - Stephen King, The Body
Viral Animal Videos Parodized.
…I hope that’s the right caption.
(Source: onlylolgifs, via fonduerobot)
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange.
No longer juice. Slightly damp pulp.
why is that so funny?!
AN ORANGE.
^ crying at an orange
(via fonduerobot)
Really?
(via mellarky)
