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"The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. It's hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life." - Stephen King, The Body
100 Things ”I” Learned From Supernatural
1. If I buy a ‘67 Impala, it will have an endless trunk. I can keep a staggering array of weaponry, holy water, salt, and anything else I may need in stock. In addition, two entire wardrobes can be hidden from view at all times.
2. Bon Jovi rocks. On occasion.
3. Zeppelin rules.
4. Angels are d*cks. Well, most of them.
5. Dodge Charger’s are plastic peices of crap.
6. Clowns really do kill.
7.I am not alone in loving Classic Rock
8. Salt fixes most problems
9.Time moves more quickly in Hell. 4 months = 40 years.
10. Rock star names make great aliases. Most popular are Page and Plant.
11. Never forget the Pie
12.Yorkies are scarier then they look.13. Tricksters have really twisted senses of humor.
14. Nice Hotel + Middle of Nowhere = Convention of Pegan Gods.
15. Aliens don’t exist. It’s really fairies.
16. An army guy shoved in an ash tray will save the world.
17. Angels have a really high alcohol tolerance.
18. Falling pianos really do kill.
19. Wood chippers kill anything.
20. You don’t need a machete to kill a vampire. Barbed wire works.
21. Small town cops like keeping really big secrets.
22. Even men in diapers can fight.
23.Demon blood can turn you into a lunatic with superpowers
24. The body can live without a soul
25. God really has given up on us
26. Vampires have a lot more than 2 fangs
27. Dogs can sometimes turn into people
28. When in need of an angel scream to the heavens
29.The dead don’t stay dead
30. The dead should stay dead
31. Death is older than God
32. Endings are hard
33. Angel teleportation makes you constipated.
34. A cupid’s handshake is a hug.
35. Vampires pee
36. Demons lie
37. The last word of the exorcism is not ‘Adios’ but ‘Adinos’
38. The most improbable people become a Prophet of the Lord
39. Fans complain a lot
40. Teddy Bears cannot commit suicide with a shot to the head
41. Beware of creepy-@ssed paintings
42.Never sit with your feet hanging over the edge of the bed: something might grab them.
43. DO be afraid of the dark, there are things out there.
44.Angels would rather kill all life on Earth than sort out family problems
45. Demons used to be human
46. Tricksters like sweet things
47. Prank wars can be taken too far way to quickly
48. You be the hardest of blokes killing god knows what and yet still be scared of a plane
49.Cupids are not cute little cherubs in diapers. They are hefty nekkid men.
50. Demon blood makes you stronger.
51. If you meet someone who has yellow eyes run the hell away!
52. Certain amulets burn hot in God’s presence.
53. War drives a red Mustang. If you see one get the hell out of town!
54. Vampires are not sparkly!
55. Always check your underwear before putting them on. Itching powder is a bitch!
56. Dean is not a Well Respected Man.
57. Dean doesn’t do shorts.
58. Salvage yard owners make great hunters.
59. Sometime’s sacrificing someone is the way to go.
60. Dean just doesn’t like small dogs.
61. You can learn from the pizza man.
62. A Devil’s Trap is not fullproof.
63. Urban ledgends are most likely true. Somewhere.
64. If a place is said to be haunted. Don’t go inside.
65. Some jokes are funnier in Enochian.
66. Souls make for good trades.
67. Never play poker with a manwitch.
68. Stakes to the heart do not a vampire kill
69. Never mess with Dean’s wheels.
70. If you find Nair in you shampoo…blame Dean.
71. Never touch a “lucky” rabbits foot.
72. Dean is Batman!
73. When sick eat tomato rice soup
74. When Dean says “take care of her (his car)” he doesn’t mean “douche her up!”.
75. Crazy works.
76. Always ave Holy Oil handy, you never know when you’ll need it.
77. Being a ghost has it’s perks.
78. Sam has an ass you can bounce a nickel off of.
79. Jumping off bridges and falling into a river will cause you to smell like a toilet.
80. Spend a free weekend building a demon/ghost/creature proof panic room.
81. Angels and cellphones just don’t mix.
82. Angels watching porn is more awkward than anyone could of imagined
83. Sam is one of the “hotter” psychics the others being Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt
84. Scarecrows are Fugly
85. Selling your soul at a crossroads gives you ten years before you die
86. Cannibals are just as scary as Demons
87.Always carry a paper clip.
88.If you want to trap an angel or demon drawing on walls and floors always works.
89. Sometimes it really is just a backwoods hillbilly bitch.
90. It’s the humans you gotta look out for
91. Always lay salt lines around your windows and doors before going to bed.
92. Green is the best color for coolers.
93. Always keep a cooler fully stocked with beer in your car.
94. You can never have too many fake ID’s.
95. Keep your mom out of your baby brother’s nursery on his 6 month birthday.
96.The driver always picks the music.
97. Seeing an angel’s true form burns your eyes out!
98.When you’re going to Hell in a year, you don’t need to worry about your cholesterol.
99.Silver works on more than just werewolves
100.You can defeat the Devil with an ex-blood junkie, a highschool dropout with six bucks to his name and Mr. Comatose.
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My blackberry has become an extension to my arm.
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me during judgement day
omg i almost choked on my sandwich
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